I don't typically make resolutions. I actually don't make them at all. If I did here's what my resolutions may look like.

Don't take Nyquil when you first start working at your new job

Don't get sick when you are hired

Don't sleepwalk because pretty soon you'll wake up to hear your mom yelling about why you are making pudding at 3 a.m., or you dad asking why you are getting a Diet Coke from the fridge

Do not take a job where they say that the co-workers all get along and they love it there because they just maybe lying to you. Pretty soon you'll be the person telling the new person the same damn lie.

Do backgrounds checks on any potential boyfriends. I think I dated only one guy that didn't get arrested. My ex thinks he's going to get arrested soon for harrassment.

Tell your boyfriend your work schedule. There's nothing like a 3 a.m. phone call when you have to get up at 6 a.m.

Read directions for all nasal sprays especially when it says "don't tilt head back" or you nose willl burn like acid.

Using an offline feature on IM messengers can be handy at times.